I'm going to warn you. This post is really gross. If you are easily disgusted, stop now.
I was sitting on the couch last night holding Zoodle; I'd just nursed him. I saw a little piece of food on him and figured it was a crumb from the pita chip I'd eaten a few minutes before. Too lazy to throw it away, I put it in my mouth.
"Hmm," I thought, "That's pretty salty for such a small piece."
A second later my food radar told me something was wrong. The little bite didn't taste bad; it was just very salty, with an un-pita-like texture. I took the morsel out of my mouth.
I looked at it more closely.
And I quickly identified a baby booger.
Hey, I did warn you.