I looked at Zoodle's hair more, and many of you who commented on the previous post were right.
It was a mullet.
So, I got out the scissors today. I cut the back, and trimmed up the extra-long hairs on the sides a wee bit too.
He still has long hair on the sides and in the front, but the mullet is now ancient history, where it belongs, along with the 1980s.
Chickie got a trim today, too. (Sampa, this pic's for you!)