Are you familiar with the HcG diet? Basically you inject yourself with artificial pregnancy hormones and limit yourself to 500 calories/day. For that privledge you get to pay $300/mo.
Crazy the lengths our "instant gratification" society will go to to avoid working and delaying gratification
I wonder if there's a stupidity patch. Cures stupidity instantly. No knowledge required. ;-P
Oooooh. Maybe a laziness patch? Instant motivator.
I'll take some of the laziness patch along with the money patch. Forget a money tree...I need to be able to pull money out when I need it....not run home and pluck my tree.
@Shank I've heard of ultra runners stuffing their faces during a run. I've SEEN people doing a tri stuffing their faces with a hotdog or burger in their transitions. Also heard about an ultra runner in CA that will go out for his 40mi run and call the pizza delivery guy to meet him somewhere with a pizza he can eat while running. Crazy! (I also know of a certain someone that will use their running time to catch up on their science podcasts.)
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Sure, but you can't stuff your face with cheetos and watch TV while you're running... now can you?
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All the "easy way out" things annoy me!! Anything to avoid hard work...
Does the patch go over the person's mouth? That would be pretty effective.
Are you familiar with the HcG diet? Basically you inject yourself with artificial pregnancy hormones and limit yourself to 500 calories/day. For that privledge you get to pay $300/mo.
Crazy the lengths our "instant gratification" society will go to to avoid working and delaying gratification
I wonder if there's a stupidity patch. Cures stupidity instantly. No knowledge required. ;-P
Oooooh. Maybe a laziness patch? Instant motivator.
I'll take some of the laziness patch along with the money patch. Forget a money tree...I need to be able to pull money out when I need it....not run home and pluck my tree.
@Shank I've heard of ultra runners stuffing their faces during a run. I've SEEN people doing a tri stuffing their faces with a hotdog or burger in their transitions. Also heard about an ultra runner in CA that will go out for his 40mi run and call the pizza delivery guy to meet him somewhere with a pizza he can eat while running. Crazy! (I also know of a certain someone that will use their running time to catch up on their science podcasts.)
OH my gosh. The whole premise of it is to lose weight naturally. Oh brother. That's ridiculous.
Nice...............................
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