Chickie was taking a bath yesterday. She has a set of foam letters and numbers that float, or can be stuck to the side of the tub. She took a small toy dog and set it on the "O." It was light enough to float nicely.
"Mommy!" Chickie said excitedly, "This doggie is waterboarding!"
I suggested perhaps "surfing" would be a better term, but she insisted it wasn't surfing. It was waterboarding.
Let's be careful who we talk to about your new waterboarding hobby, okay, Chickie?